I spent a whole day recording myself talking only to find that the majority of my footage had damaged audio, but instead of re-recording, I edited it and uploaded to YouTube.
Here, for your viewing and cringing pleasure, is my 13-minute-long masterpiece.
Unrelated Pro-tip: If you ever decide it’s a great idea to markup your forearm, for whatever reason, I can’t imagine why, two days before a job interview, TEMPORARY TATTOOS ARE A GODSEND. It is Way too hot here to wear long sleeves. I do not endorse self harm of any kind. I got mine in Starbucks. They sell tats designed by REAL ARTISTS, as opposed to FAKE ARTISTS, I presume.